With all the Christmas parties fast approaching, it is imperative to book up the perfect venue for the office bash.
If my past do’s are anything to go by, the annual office bash can get very messy and out of control.
One very memorable office do, I remember I didn’t even make it to the restaurant. Instead I decided to drink and drink at a friend’s house before we went to the restaurant.Regrettably I drank so much wine that I was so sick that I couldn’t even stand up, and there was no chance of going to the restaurant.
I don’t know why I do it, but it seems such a great idea at the time, and as the drink flows, my inhibitions mellow and low and behold you have an absolute mess.
This year, I am confident that I will not be making a complete fool of myself. I want to remain fairly sober (fat chance).
However, if I should have too much to drink (foregone conclusion) there will hopefully be some decent bar furniture I can prop myself up against at the local pub. I know there won’t be a problem with the restaurant furniture, but you know what these pubs can sometimes be like. Nowadays they are all futuristic and modern with absolutely no seating areas. I actually preferred the cosy snug areas back in the olden days.
I am really praying that when we have finished our meal my work friends will be assisting me out of the restaurant. I will at least hopefully still be in one piece and still able to stagger to the local nightclub. Once in the club, I know I will be okay because there is loads of funky club furniture around that I can collapse onto.
I am hoping not to make an idiot of myself and hopefully instead will be dancing the night away. Mind you, if I didn’t make a fool of myself, what would everybody have to talk about the next day??